27. Beware, The Hamsbitrel-shapusnagle Man or The WOW Man

Synopsis

The Resurrectionist: The Lost Work of Dr. Spencer Black By E. B. Hudspeth Philadelphia, the late 1870s. A city of gas lamps, cobblestone streets, and horse-drawn carriages—and home to the controversial surgeon Dr. Spencer Black. The son of a grave robber, young Dr. Black studies at Philadelphia’s esteemed Academy of Medicine, where he develops an unconventional hypothesis: What if the world’s most celebrated mythological beasts—mermaids, minotaurs, and satyrs—were in fact the evolutionary ancestors of humankind? The Resurrectionist offers two extraordinary books in one. The first is a fictional biography of Dr. Spencer Black, from a childhood spent exhuming corpses through his medical training, his travels with carnivals, and the mysterious disappearance at the end of his life. The second book is Black’s magnum opus: The Codex Extinct Animalia, a Gray’s Anatomy for mythological beasts—dragons, centaurs, Pegasus, Cerberus—all rendered in meticulously detailed anatomical illustrations. You need only look at these images to realize they are the work of a madman. The Resurrectionist tells his story.

If I were a doctor, I guess I would also mix different kinds of species into one animal. I mean only within animals, not with human. I guess I would, after several successful attempts of combining several animals together. I never had the slightest idea that I have a rival in this world, with a more venturous idea.

You see,
Squirrel + rabbit + hamster = hamsbitrel, the cutest animal ever.
Eagle + Puma + Snake = Pusnagle, the most dangerous animal on land.
Shark + Pusnagle + hamsbitrel = Hamsbitrel-shapusnagle, the most dangerous animal ever.

What if we combine Hamsbitrel-shapusnagle and human?
WOW right?
WOW.
So WOW.