109. You Can't Win A Fight Against A Cat

Synopsis

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

Cats are always in my garden, so one morning, I stood by to guard, so whenever there's a cat sneaking in to my garden, I made sure I was there, staring at the cat with a water hose ready to spray water at it.

That day, no cats were in my garden, but come next morning, three cats lying in my garden, sunbathing like it was their lair. They rolled and rolled, while looking at me innocently.

I was so angry I didn't know what to do, so I went inside, and let my Mom do the shooing that day.

I need this book.

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Book Recommendation:

• Zachary Auburn - How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives